The new baby has arrived and I am so loving her. To most poeple it wouldn't be much, the car is 13 years old... but for me it's a marriage made in heaven. A car that runs ok, looks ok and feels ok. My last car was never really all that comfortable, didn't look good at all and ran well enough that everyone was amazed it lasted this long... but it was a bitch. It was the first vehicle I've owned I haven't had sex in. I never even wanted to, it just never felt right for that car. Wierd but true. This one fits like a glove and the first thing I want to do it get it out and work out the kinks... ie. get laid in it. Must christen car. Mmm... raunchy car sex. For that, I suppose I'm going to have to actually find someone worth christening the car with. Crappy bar hookups would do it, but that's like taking a 45 year old hooker to your high school prom; it's a date, but fuck it's a godawful date. Blargh. So now the hunt begins. Elaine interviewed people for "sponge-worthiness", I may just start interviewing for "working-out-the-kinks-worthiness" hehe! Let the games begin! :)
