seriously, that's just sad

Generally speaking, I refrain from reading 'comments' on the web. People comment on everything. Sadly, the majority of comments are borderline ridiculous. The random times that I actually read comments, I usually come away wondering if the people that wrote them suffer from mental retardation.

If future generations were to sum up our society based on a study of 'comments' on the web, I'm fairly certain their summation would be, and let me phrase this in a currently fashionable Internet phrase, "Fail."

Go Fox News! UR TEH SUK.

"A wise man once told me that we are all God in drag. I like that. Sometimes when I'm in a public place or sitting at a stop light, I'll watch people walking by and I'll silently say to myself, "He's God. She's God. He's God. She's God." Before long I always find myself feeling a warm sense of affinity for these strangers. The experience is even more powerful when I do this while observing a person who is clearly suffering. On occasion I'll test my little spiritual practice by turning on Fox News. Within minutes I become an atheist."


from Vanity Card #240, CHUCK LORRE PRODUCTIONS
found at http://www.chucklorre.com/

quote of the day

A gay man's harem: a flock of hand towels.

Spoiler alert.

I just laughed so hard that my penis fell off. Really, I'm serious. I'm on my way to the doctor to have it sewn back on. I shall call it Frankenwang.

So there.

Happy 2010.