Just in case you missed it...

(Not that anyone should mistakenly think I care, but...)

What ever happened to Screech?



He's up to his old tricks... and some new ones! :o



And for anyone not in the know...

Auget largiendo.

Bless you Google. :)

the "To Do" list

1. Shower

2. Rim

3. Doggie

4. Swallow

5. __________

6. __________

7. __________

8. __________

9. __________

10. __________

Choose your own adventure! Fill in the blanks!

Ha ha!


Titled: nancy is aghast

It fit the moment.

:o

Oh the humouranity of it all!

oh la la! you so... something... hmm...

Wowzers!

I think I dated someone that looked just like her...

but if I recall correctly, she had more hair on her legs...

sacre bleu!

crizap

sick

6 days of a mild cold is enough...

I'm trying to fucking study damnit!

and my throat itches,

at least it's not swollen anymore

more pills in me than Shoppers has on its shelves

my tuna burgers tonight rocked the Casbah

ZORBA mug, you so happy happy joy joy

I think I want a beer

BEER! ah ha ha ha ha ha! /* submerge */



that's me, sick as a dog!

addendum;

I don't have groin pains or a bad funk emanating from my genitals...

the dog is singular in that sense.

exeunt.

Holy! Holy! bo Boly! Banana fanna fo Foly! Fe fi mo Moly! HOLY!

Yes, now you too can play the name game without actually thinking about it.

http://www.mathpower.com/namegame.htm

Bask in my name game glory you fucktards!

Fucktard Fucktard bo Bucktard! Banana fanna fo Fucktard! Fe fi mo Mucktard! FUCKTARD!

oh la la! you so cute!

Heehee! I had to run down to the sales floor today to answer a question for a customer and who happened to be in the shop? Shaun Majumder! Heehee! I happened to be standing right next to the sales guy that was helping him, so I was brought into the conversation for a moment or two. We're a tiny little shop so having local celebs drop in is kind of exciting, well... I know I was excited :) Huzzah!



I nearly said, "OMG! You're fantastic, I love your comedy. Can you do me the biiiiiiggest favour...?!?!?!? Tell Gavin I want to have his lovechild! OMG OMG OMG!!!"

Well, I didn't really nearly say that... but it added some drama to the story. :)

creepy

My parents have renovated the house. They installed a new pellet stove to help heat the great monster. It's brilliant and will cut their heating costs by a significant amount.

The creepy part is, in order to make the stove work efficiently, air flow between the ground floor rooms is crucial. Thus, they now have a huge archway between two rooms that was formerly a wall, and a smaller opening like a viewing window between two other rooms. The room where I used to make love to my girlfriend now has a large peephole into the sitting room and a plain view into the entertainment room.

It's just too weird for me. It feels like something is missing. The past is sometimes as viscous as the present.

oof

It's amazing how some nights two beer can get me buzzed and others half a bottle of rye and 4 shots of home-made moonshine kahlua does it. Weird that.

Family parties are always fun, if not ever so slightly oddball in nature...

I have run into a hurdle. In my life I have not encountered a challenge that I could not overcome. I have always found a way to succeed or bypass a challenge so that failure was not a pre-eminent outcome. Finding an alternative way out of the maze is not a failure to encounter the exit; it is usurping the inevitable and presumed outcome. I have made a life of avoiding failure by thinking beyond it and finding alternatives.

I've come to a point where I can see an inevitable failure and I cannot ascertain a definitive way to avoid it. In my life I've made many mistakes, some horrendously natured... but I've never failed. Thus, my current situation has me somewhat perplexed.

Something new for me... I am unsure of how to deal with it.

wrap em round and round...

My darling friend Nightingayle had this on her blog.

I mean really... who couldn't use a free hug?!?

It's one of the better videos I've seen on YouTube. Chad Vader being my complete fav. ;)

Hugs to you all! *HUG*

lookee what I found!

:o

This is so my humour. I need to do this.

http://www.explodingdog.com/

Bottle a fairy

I *heart* Travis. The boi is a constant source of funky and interesting internet things.

On his myspace page he has a music file playing called "Link". Fantastic!

Anyone who is as big a fan of Zelda as I, would delight in hearing it; if you don't know what it's all about, you don't deserve to exist. Period.

Some yutz has done a video for it on YouTube. It's fascinating in its awfulness.

Bravo Travis. Encore.

let's do the timewarp again

Yesterday was like one of those page flipping animated art things found in the corners of books 20 years ago... (you know, you use your thumb to flip the page corners quickly and it animates itself...)

Anyway...

Yesterday was like a flip book of my past five years. Bizzaro. In the early morning I was driving to my apartment to get ready for work and I passed a guy I last saw in 2001. I knew him from high school and have only seen him these two times.

On my lunch break at work, I had to go to Scotia Square so I walked the length of downtown Barrington Street. During the course of my walk, I saw three people I've met since I moved from Edmonton to Halifax. I haven't seen any of the three in at least a year and a half.

At home that evening, I ran into four people online that I haven't spoken with or seen in months; all of them people I've met in the past five years.

The fact that the whole day was totally frantic with the boss visiting and running us round in circles, I really felt like I was on the pages of a book being flipped.

What a rush. What an adventure. People are just fun.

OMG! it's Zombie Flanders! er... I mean Zombie Flies

I saw this on a blog I read.

http://homepage.eircom.net/~hedgerow7/entomophthora.htm

I don't like the thought of fungus that can control higher beings on the evolutionary ladder. Of course, since it can basically take over and control another life form, perhaps it isn't so far down the ladder after all...

hmmm...