Yes, now you too can play the name game without actually thinking about it.
http://www.mathpower.com/namegame.htm
Bask in my name game glory you fucktards!
Fucktard Fucktard bo Bucktard! Banana fanna fo Fucktard! Fe fi mo Mucktard! FUCKTARD!
enigmatic (en-ig-mat-ik) adjective mysterious or puzzling; darkly expressed
paradox (pa-ra-doks) noun one that possesses seemingly contradictory qualities or phases
This is me. This is who I am. This is how I define my life.
Disclaimer: If you don't want to hear about being a bit insane, being bisexual (and other stuff about queer life), philosopical meanderings, poetry or the darkside of human nature, then move along...