*aghast*

While I try not to endorse YouTube (IMHO, it's the MySpace for amateur videographers...), some of the shit that gets posted on there is beyond priceless.

This has full frontal nudity, so buyer beware. It's certainly worth it for a chuckle. ;) YouTube links come and go faster than two dollar hookers, so get your click on while the getting's good.

The CanCon is great, but the laughter is fantstic! :)

"excuse you"

Every so often you meet someone who is much like an angel.

Then she burps.

ROFL

And death shall have no dominion

And death shall have no dominion.
Dead men naked they shall be one
With the man in the wind and the west moon;
When their bones are picked clean and the clean bones gone,
They shall have stars at elbow and foot;
Though they go mad they shall be sane,
Though they sink through the sea they shall rise again;
Though lovers be lost love shall not;
And death shall have no dominion.

And death shall have no dominion.
Under the windings of the sea
They lying long shall not die windily;
Twisting on racks when sinews give way,
Strapped to a wheel, yet they shall not break;
Faith in their hands shall snap in two,
And the unicorn evils run them through;
Split all ends up they shan't crack;
And death shall have no dominion.

And death shall have no dominion.
No more may gulls cry at their ears
Or waves break loud on the seashores;
Where blew a flower may a flower no more
Lift its head to the blows of the rain;
Though they be mad and dead as nails,
Heads of the characters hammer through daisies;
Break in the sun till the sun breaks down,
And death shall have no dominion.

- Dylan Thomas

commence ejaculation

The rumors were dead on... they finally unveiled it...

Holy fuck, it's a cool gadget.



Apple's new iPhone

blaspheme. smite. umbra. andante.

I shall slay thee with viciousness unknown to man
I shall shred thee to pieces and cast thee about
I shall smother thy spark, extinguish thy light
I shall soon be the end of thy pitiful form.

I shall shadow thee, quietly, lurking in darkness
I shall suddenly rise from behind, and anon
I shall strike at thy chest with righteous vigor
I shall show thee the might of my limitless scorn.

I shall sunder thy soul, feel thy essence expire
I shall summon a breath of exuberant fervor
I shall sigh in contentment while thy light fades away
I shall sleep all my days knowing peace evermore.

meh. what's ten more minutes in the life of a box of raisins.

It's fucking 2007 bahbee yeeaaaaaahhhhhhh!!!!

FUCK! That's it!!!

I wanna go skiing in the Sahara! FUCK IT!

Tum ta ta tum tum tummmmmm!!!!!!!



Oh and happy new year! ;)