I just laughed so hard that my penis fell off. Really, I'm serious. I'm on my way to the doctor to have it sewn back on. I shall call it Frankenwang.
So there.
Happy 2010.
enigmatic (en-ig-mat-ik) adjective mysterious or puzzling; darkly expressed
paradox (pa-ra-doks) noun one that possesses seemingly contradictory qualities or phases
This is me. This is who I am. This is how I define my life.
Disclaimer: If you don't want to hear about being a bit insane, being bisexual (and other stuff about queer life), philosopical meanderings, poetry or the darkside of human nature, then move along...