I have discovered that today is in fact Tuesday. Not Monday.

I debate this, based on the fact that it feels like a Monday. I believe that Monday has encroached on Tuesday's space and has therefore kept me in the dark as to the validity of true Tuesdayness.

So shall Wednesday be Tuesday? Dear god I hope not. I need humpday, otherwise the week goes completely downhill.

But isn't the whole point of humpday the fact that after humpday, the week goes downhill to its inevitable end?

Someone! Anyone! Get me another coffee!?!

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