Wednesday, August 29, 2007

salutee phallusee

ugh... I am so morbidly awake right now... bloody, broody mornings...

my sleep patterns are all wonky and it's beginning to piss me off... I can't blame it on total insomnia, as I seem to be able to get to sleep with no problems... staying asleep seems to be the issue... I think I need to become an alcoholic so that I just pass out and sleep from dusk 'til dawn... really though, who needs a liver... it just sits there, it never says anything... I think I'll need to devise a plan, wherin I concoct a 'time machine'... and using this 'time machine' I can sleep in every single day until I am not sleepy and then 'time machine' myself back to 30 minutes before my bus comes... thus the 'time machine' will give my as much sleep as I need and still have the benefit of letting me keep my job...

I think I need to go break stuff...