@#%&@$ SHRUBBERY! DAMNIT! GIMMEE!

I was all over the place downtown today. I had to work there this afternoon, I went for coffee, I ran around looking for change to catch my bus... it was like a rat race of one... anyway, I observed towards the end of the day, hordes of men carrying flowers... literally hordes, they looked uncomfortable carrying them and thus wore the macho man look and I could imagine them mentally grunting to themselves... I lost count of the men carrying flowers... I didn't see one woman with flowers... I guess that's not so odd, but it stood out to me in contrast to all the men I was seeing...

Thus, as I sat on the bus going home and watched three men sit with their flowers, I thought to myself, "I wonder how many men would actually enjoy getting flowers" I know I would... I love flowers, they make me giddy... I love plants and flowers and naturey stuffs... I've only been given flowers twice, both times by a girlfriend... and that was a long time ago... and if I like flowers, then I'm sure there's other men, not just queers, who would like to get flowers... so I wonder if in the future more women will start buying their men flowers... and if my girl and/or boy friends in the future will get me flowers? I want some, so they'd better...

In lieu of that happening this year (well, I got a sexy card this year, with a boa wrapped around it... *swoon!*) I'm giving myself some flowers of the digital kind!



I love me so much! :)