"Hi there Dave! We have a brand new spanking machine and we need training."
I was speechless.
And a little bit flattered, but still speechless.
So here's a spanking machine pic.
And since we're talking spanking (and Google offered this as an option... go figure), here's one with the caption "Elephant Spanking" ... ?
And since we're talking elephants, here's the funniest thing in the universe. Elephant sex!
And this is from the Elephant Sex blooper reel. Oops!
And one last one, that I gave my own caption:
"Well Carl, she sure as hell knows now!"
Google can be a dangerous thing in the hands of an overtired, slightly tipsy boi. ;)
