Bless you Google

A quick followup on my last post. I had Google'd 'Ben Wa ball chime' to see what styles and prices there were on the internet in Ben Wa balls land. As always, if anything looks even mildly interesting, I click it to see what it is and where it goes...

I don't know how I ended up at this site, but I had clicked a few different things and didn't bother looking back. It has the funniest thing written about of diarrhea I've ever read in my life. I laughed and I laughed! So, without further ado...

You can certainly hold in a well-formed crap with your sphincter muscles, but with diarrhea it's like shaking up a bottle of soda and then trying very gingerly to twist off the cap.