Sunday, February 22, 2004

Sperm are never homosexual!

Imagine that.

To keep informed of the current goings on around the world, I subscribe to several eNews lists. I particularly like to keep up-to-date on things in the news that concern queers. Thus, I sometimes read things that strike me as absolutely hilarious and others that really offend me.

Then there are those things that are just plain dumb...


If sperm could speak

Barry Wick is very upset (Feb. 6 letter) over opponents to the homosexual lifestyle. He accuses us of being strictly religious in our opposition as if we knew no science. He calls us "closet creationists." I am a creationist, but have never been a closet creationist!

Barry should consider the (biological) science of sperm and eggs. In sexual matters, males produce sperm and females produce eggs. If sperm could speak, they would tell homosexuals to find a wife.

Sperm need eggs, not more sperm. Sperm are never homosexual!

Since sperm look for eggs in a female, why shouldn't a man desire a wife? A man may desire a man in his mind and emotions, but his sperm desire a woman with eggs! It is a biological (scientific) fact!

Rev. H. WAYNE WILLIAMS
Rapid City


Perhaps this preacher should lead his proverbial flock to listen to some talking sperm, just to see what they say.

*The letter was in the Rapid City Journal