I admit it. I like porn. I'm not a downloading crazed porn maniac, though I do download some. From time to time people will send me a link to follow or JPGs or something other that gets me to a *FUN* site... I have my own particular likes and dislikes, and I like porn from the straight, gay, bi, hardcore, softcore classes. So, to get back to the point... I like porn.
I downloaded a 50MB file the other day while I was looking for some Windows software I needed to fix a neighbor's PC. It was there and it had some silly name like *BEST EVER GAY PORN* and I was bored. Well, it was the best short-clip porn I have ever seen. Holy fuck, my chin must have hit the floor! Two young men, I'd say mid-twenties-ish, who would get a 10 out of 10 on my *hot-male-scale*, had what in my opinion was the hottest, most passionate sex, possible... I just sat there staring at the monitor. All I could say was wow. I was impressed, very impressed.
In one of my desktop and downloads folder cleanup binges I threw the file into the trash. And deleted it. Yes, I wanted very much to keep that file, it was not only inspiring, but for me was *THE* perfect porn. And now it's gone. And I can't remember the exact name or size of the file, or anything to help me find it again. And thus, I have KaZaA going on Warp 9.5 downloading every fucking file under the sun that even looks like it is called *BEST EVER GAY PORN* and damnit I *WILL* find that file again. After all, I have yet to put it to it's most important and obvious use! *grin*
