Santa mugs abound

Oddly enough, there's only a few things that it could possibly be... and the answer isn't going to get to me anytime soon. Pesky answers. What's the friggin' difference between one thing and the other? Bloody hell... what's the deal with bloody indecisiveness. And what's the deal with being so friggin' impatient. So there. Oh, and what's the deal with corn nuts?