Some things are just random and bizarre. What a strange and wonderful weekend.
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He picked up the gin and tonic, took a small sip, and discreetly as possible, turned his head away and spit it over the arm of the couch onto the floor.
I tried to contain my mirth, failed and was asked blandly,
"David, why do you INSIST on seeing EVERYTHING."
Hehe. Why indeed, why indeed...
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It's just past 6 am, I'm barely awake and trying my best to make a discreet exit. The whole building is dead quiet. I know the stairs are somewhere down the hallway, but my contacts have long since fused to my eyes and I can't see the EXIT sign anywhere. I choose a direction and just as I set off, this random girl nearly walks right into me as she exits a bathroom. I'm totally surprised and nearly have a heart attack; she gasps and nearly screams... we both looked at one another, muttered sorry and fled in opposite directions. It was just luck that I picked the correct direction and found the stairs. My heart didn't stop racing until I started the car.
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Seriously though, how many drunken phone calls back and forth is enough, before the parties involved realize they've had the same conversation about ten times. Obviously, it's more than 8. Absolute hilarity, none the less.
