Overheard on the bus:
"Hi mom, it's Ben. I was hoping you could bring your scissors. I think I could use a haircut. I'm really looking forward to your visit, I'll see you soon."
He really did need a haircut.
enigmatic (en-ig-mat-ik) adjective mysterious or puzzling; darkly expressed
paradox (pa-ra-doks) noun one that possesses seemingly contradictory qualities or phases
This is me. This is who I am. This is how I define my life.
Disclaimer: If you don't want to hear about being a bit insane, being bisexual (and other stuff about queer life), philosopical meanderings, poetry or the darkside of human nature, then move along...