Just because I can.

Once upon a time, there were a bunch of people called Trids. The Trids lived in a little village at the bottom of a hill. They could never climb the hill because at the top there lived a troll that would kick them back down. One day a Rabbi was passing through the village and started climbing up the hill. The Trids stopped him and told him about the troll. The Rabbi decided to try anyway and climbed up to the top. The troll didn't do anything, so the Rabbi asked, "Why aren't you kicking me back down?" The troll replied, "Silly Rabbi, kicks are for Trids."